Lindsay Lohan soft-core film bombs

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Lindsay Lohan finally did a topless scene in a movie. Lindsay Lohan finally did a soft core porn film. Sure to be a big hit, raking in the dough, right? Nope.  “Canyons” did just two weeks at the box office, and brought in a whopping $30,1000.

That won’t even buy you a Mercedes or a Jaguar.

I guess the market to see the boobs of Lindsay Lohan has dried up. She already did the Playboy spread. And the Marilyn Monroe doppelganger photos; and there was plenty of Lindsay Lohan nipplage on display there. In Canyons, she supposedly never seemed comfortable. And according to the reviews, James Deen, yes that’s a name of the real life porn actor in the film with her, struggled to even perform with Lindsay Lohan.

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Of course, we’ve all seen a LiLo soft core coming. It’s been inevitable since 2004 or so. The independent film company that produced this, allegedly paid zero dollars for it. So at least they didn’t lose in their investment.

Wait, what, betting on Lindsay Lohan doesn’t pay off? SHOCKING.

Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, a Fox Sports affiliate. He is also an analyst for 95.7 The Fan, and writes on Chicago sports media for Chicago Now. President Obama follows his Twitter account (@PaulMBanks)

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