2013 Halloween costumes will feature some of the most shopworn cliches ever. Remember the Cubs fan Steve Bartman costume on Halloween 2003? How about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in 1998? Or Gangnam Style last year? What will be the most overdone and overblown 2013 Halloween costumes?
What will people with absolutely no creativity or originality dress up as this year?In this month’s iHeartRadio HeartBeat survey, listeners were asked this very question.
But in much more nice and politically correct words.
top 2013 Halloween costumes
1. Duck Dynasty Characters 48.6%
I like the Oregon Ducks college football team. I really do. But we can’t have them making the national title game. No sir! Because EVERYONE would overkill the “Duck Dynasty” references or “jokes,” to a level that would make all of us vomit.
2. Breaking Bad’s Walter White 21%
speaking of vomit, THANK GOD EVERYONE FINALLY SHUT UP ABOUT BREAKING BAD
3. Miley Cyrus 12.9%
4. Robin Thicke 6.9%
5. The Royal Baby 6.4%
6. Kim Kardashian 4.2%
Oh I’m so glad I have to work both Saturday night for “drunk Halloween” or “Slutty Halloween,” and I have to work again on actual Halloween or kids Halloween. That way I’ll miss the brunt of the 2013 Halloween costumes, the exceedingly trite ones.
Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, an affiliate of Fox Sports. He’s also a regular analyst on news talk radio stations across the world; with weekly segments on NBC and Fox Sports Radio. Follow him on Twitter (@paulmbanks) and RSS
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