-The Milwaukee Brewers really need to stick to baseball and never rap again (Terez Owens)
-Jennifer Love Hewitt, as you might have heard, is back on the singles market. And although that may excite you, the red-blooded American male reader (see picture above for reasons why), maybe you actually shouldn’t be too enthralled.
That pic above is somewhat inaccurate, as it’s ten years old, but more importantly, perhaps the reason she’s single again is her (lack of) inner beauty. She appears to put the idea of getting married just to get married and having the “perfect” shiny rock AHEAD of the actual man she tells herself that she wants to spend the rest of her life with.
Check this excerpt from Twirlit:
Perhaps they broke up because J-Love was a little marriage-crazy?
She admitted on Ellen back in January that she had picked out three engagement rings just in case he felt like proposing…even though they had only been dating for 7 months. “I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” she said on the show.” Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring.”
Still don’t think JLH is bats*** crazy for having three different rings already on hold despite only dating the guy for only about half of a year? (Seems way too early to be talking marriage, yes?)
Here’s a quote of hers made about a year prior to that one, from The Toilet Paper (yes that really is the name of the link- awesome)
“This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was twelve years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring.”
So if you think she’s out of your league….uhm yeah, have fun with that.
Here’s a song for Hewitt, Gene Watson’s “14 Carat Mind”
-According to the Orlando Sentinel, a Florida Gators fan left a writer at the newspaper a voice mail rejoicing in bin Laden’s death and accusing the terrorist leader of costing the Gators the 2001 national championship. (Lost Lettermen) Follow that link to explain the connection
-I like my politics like I like my forwards in hockey- left wing! (cue the rim shot) Embattled Left Wing Sean Avery is known for some dastardly deeds, but here he does a really kindly one, and makes a political statement we should all hear (Rangers Tribune)
-Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls elicits MVP chants in Atlanta during game 3, when he established a new career high in points with 44. Video (Larry Brown Sports)
-Detroit Red Wings Nicklas Lidstrom with a “you-gotta-see-it” goal Video (Larry Brown Sports)
-A recap of the NFL Draft that features every single pick of all seven rounds, with each player’s agent listed (Sports Agent Blog)
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