I tracked down an actual eye witness to the infamous Jay Cutler “DON’T CARE” bathroom incident. And I have his account in hand.
Of course, today is a Sunday, and that’s a very slow traffic day. So it’ll have to wait for Monday. What time Monday? The hour when most people are opening their inboxes, or going online during their lunch breaks. And most editors are done with their morning meetings. That’s the noon hour.
So return to this very website
at 12 noon Central time NOW and HERE to read the eye witness account of the Jay Cutler DON’T CARE occurrence. Urban legend, or embellishment no more. The truth gets set free August 12-2013.
And told another time on stage at The Laugh Factory Chicago.
By the way, so Jay Cutler threw an interception on his very first pass of the 2013 preseason in the Chicago Bears loss to the Carolina Panthers. C’mon you don’t really care about that do you?
Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, a Fox Sports affiliate. He is also an analyst for 95.7 The Fan, and writes on Chicago sports media for Chicago Now. President Obama follows his Twitter account (@PaulMBanks)Powered by Sidelines Follow paulmbanks