We know that we hate Darren Rovell.
We know that Darren Rovell loves Darren Rovell and also loves the fact that we hate Darren Rovell. He’s pretty obsessed with his critics. So enter @RovellReplies.
As the account’s biography reads: “Darren Rovell receives a lot of hilarious @ replies. We bring you the best of the best.”
And I present, without comment, some of the best of the best of the best.
“Be the #brandidentity you wish to see in the world.” –Mahatma Rovell
— Ian Miller (@teen_archer) April 11, 2014
Are you not able to slither under? RT @darrenrovell Pic of door at NFL HQ where they are making the schedule. pic.twitter.com/DLMmY31vZv — DHSpeedwagon (@DHSpeedwagon) April 10, 2014
@darrenrovell who the fuck spends anytime thinking about the espys outside of espn employees?? — Matt (@snackman402) April 10, 2014
@darrenrovell Aaaaaaaaaaaaand unfollowed.
— B.J. Hall (@beejx_) April 10, 2014
@Tyegr Darren Rovell is a douchebag inside of a bag of dicks on a boat of poo surrounded by an ocean of asshole.
— jaçob ram irez (@song_of_adam) April 10, 2014
Darren Rovell’s brand is at about the same level as Summer’s Eve.
— sweaty (@sweatingmullets) April 9, 2014
.@darrenrovell the ultimate warrior died and he was the wwe’s brand ambassador. that poor brand’s family
— billy hamilton sucks (@weed_mouse) April 9, 2014
I think @twitter should take away @darrenrovell ‘s blue check mark as punishment for snitching. #CancellRovell #UnverifyRovell
— Aaron Edge (@ACEdgeWI) April 9, 2014
[cough] NARC! [cough] RT @darrenrovell: POLL: What sport jerseys have you purchased through counterfeit means?
— Drew Collins (@CollinsDrew) April 9, 2014
@darrenrovell How many people did you narc on for this poll? #CancelRovell #Narc #Nerd
— Skip Holloway (@hollowayskip) April 9, 2014
Need a 30 for 30 on Rovell’s mentions
— Antonio Frown (@Shrug_Knight) April 8, 2014
What will the anti-vaccination people do to the “Measles” brand? Darren Rovell up next on the View. #cancellrovell
— Phil Clark (@phil_clark) April 8, 2014
Quick, someone come up with a creative description of @darrenrovell that doesn’t include the words cunt, douche or fucktard. #youcantdoit
— Detroit Sports Czar (@sparty7799) April 8, 2014
Rovell fast-forwards to the commercials. #CancellRovell
— Rex RyFo (@RyFo18) April 8, 2014
I heard @darrenrovell called Creed the best indie rock band in history.
— Durham Strong (@durmstremf) April 8, 2014
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