The Chicago Blackhawks are one win away from claiming the Stanley Cup Final over the Boston Bruins. Time for some Patrick Kane photos. Kaner may have turned the corner in terms of his behavior. At least publicly. I’m sure Patrick Kane matured quite a bit during his time in Switzerland. It helps that he had family watching over him. And we’re not judging Patrick Kane here. The Sports Bank is certainly not “Focus on the Family” or the “Moral Majority” or Nixon’s “Silent Majority” or anything like that.
Or to quote a famous Chicagoan: “I don’t see nothing wrongggggggggggggggggg, with a little bump n grind.”
Patrick Kane has said he’s “got some growing up to do” in regards to the public release of some past pictures. I disagree. I think he should enjoy every minute of his youth. And I don’t think he did anything terribly wrong. Well, the University of Wisconsin stuff was creepy. He’s too old for that shiz. And stories out of the Badgers celebration on Cinco de Mayo were…not good.
Before we get to the rest of the Patrick Kane pictures we got to say “hey, thanks for coming!” to the LA Kings Darryl Sutter/Sam the Eagle from the muppets in the last round.
Kaner has learned a lot about public apologies. The way he handled the cab driver incident by being straight-forward mea culpa with the media at Team USA Orientation Camp was the right way to do things. And Team USA stood by him because of that correct approach.
Here he is passed out at the University of Wisconsin-Madison on Cinco de Mayo 2012. At the time, I recall people reporting that Patrick Kane hit a woman and said something very Anti-Semitic to another woman. If that’s true, then we need to drop the “Kaner being Kaner” bit. Because that’s just not cool.
Cinco por dos es igual a diez translates to “two 5s equal one 10.” It refers to the picture below. Which was also on the back of the shirt of Patrick Kane and his friends that day. What he’s trying to say is that “two mediocre women equal one hot one.” Or “hey, I had a threesome.”
I always liked this one of Patrick Kane above. It’s not as popular on all the sports blogs as the other more obnoxious pics. But it gets the message across. He’s drinking champagne next to a…..uhm. But it’s champagne, and likely an expensive….uhm “company.”
I was incorrect last month in publishing this one. As was Deadspin and Busted Coverage. This is NOT KANER. It’s a doppelganger.
Is this all about a foursome? And we’re not talking golf.
Patrick Kane meets Snoop Dogg.
Q: Why did Snoop bring an umbrella?
A: Fo drizzle!
Hey, thanks for coming out to the Patrick Kane photo greatest hits collection. We have some lovely parting gifts for you!
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