Let me present you with the Sham-WOW! The Sham-WOW cleans up any mess without wasting money. It gets the stain out from underneath the surface without the old, moldy smell. Enter, the Brewers bullpen. Ketchup, beer, bases-loaded no one out, red wine, back to back errors, gatorade, and secret sauce – they got you covered. Worth mentioning today because rumors include Backe from Houston. Instead of throwing our money away on paper towels, why don’t we apply preventive maintenence first? Not even “Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.” or “Kurt Warner bagged groceries” wants to see Washburn or Bedard in Cream City. Leave no streaks behind! But really, the only people who truly care about streaks are the ones who were actually alive in 1908. But it’s cool because I know a guy whose uncle’s brother-in-law’s grandson’s neighbor that he works with is a Cubs fan, so he can be too.

I am not kool with the fact that you posted the picture of Pablo Sandoval rounding the bases after his home run at Miller Park. Los Gigantes should be replaced with El Gorditos! (The little Fat Ones)

The only thing the Gatorade machine smells in the confines of the clubhouse is the burnt lettuce from Geo’s Under Armor stash. Not even Doublemint will cover the ganja smell from Fat Lou. As slow as he walks… you know he hits the hooka.

Last, I am proud to say I have been on the McGehee bandwagon since it left Maryvale. However, I too begged for a DeRosa deal after Rickie’s big start and fast demise. Now… after going 0 for his first 9, AND following in Rickie Weeks’ knuckle-children tunnel syndrome, I’m happy we avoided the headache! (at least for now)

For now, lets hope Manny can be Manny, Bradley keeps being Bradly, and “a top the NL Central” carries more weight to it than a Taco Johns run by Lou and Geo after hittin the grass. Mmmm, Ole’s….

Love that the charts are back! I feel much much smarter