Cubs outfielder David DeJesus isn’t that good at baseball. However, he’s good at life. Especially when you see who he’s sleeping with on a regular basis. Given what Kimberly DeJesus, Kim DeJesus, previously known as Kim Iliff did on Twitter/Vine today, time to re-post this old photo gallery. Very relevant.
It’s good to be David DeJesus isn’t it? Who cares about David DeJesus on the field numbers for the last place Cubs. Or second to last place Cubs or whatever place they’re in right now. Just look at Kim DeJesus instead.
We have one more for you:
I have a feeling the Kim DeJesus Vine and Kim DeJesus twitter account got a lot of page views today. I see why she has 7,000 followers. Kim DeJesus really likes her bubbly, as you can see. To quote the Chris Rock song “I drink champaign on the plane, I drink champagne when I’m in Spain. I drink champagne in the car, higgy higgy haw higgy higgy haw”
Her biography reads:
I see the moon and the moon sees me, were all looking at the same sky…. Dreamer/actor/traveler/mother/wife
Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, a Fox Sports affiliate. He is also an analyst for 95.7 The Fan, and writes on Chicago sports media for Chicago Now. President Obama follows his Twitter account (@paulmbanks).