Comments on: Cubs, Woo! Vegas, Woo!

By: Paul Schmidt

Paul Schmidt — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:37:06 +0000

I’ve given up on the Cubs at least as much as he has over the course of my life…and at least 30 times this season already.

The stripper I knew, no, was actually just a waitress at Legends. She got me free lap dances the entire night from all the other strippers at the Glitter Gulch…

…which would have been great if the Glitter Gulch was a primo joint. It’s not, really. The floors are sticky, the strippers are clearly all drunk or high, and 99% of them are either way past their prime, or just past it (as in, too old to be at the classy places).

We first went there as a joke and it was amusing enough that we always go there to get a drink.

By: paulmbanks

paulmbanks — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:35:55 +0000

I’m going to have you over to play cards with Lisa sometime- I hate Vegas, but I kind of wish I was able to go there when she was funded to fly out there and play in the MBA Poker tourney

By: paulmbanks

paulmbanks — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:34:09 +0000

You knew one of the strippers from college? From the Silver Bullett in Urbana? I heard one of the strippers there moved on to porn (after getting implants of course) and is known today as Calli Cox.

You and Dave certainly have that “every time I’m out, they keep pulling me back in” thing going on