The Millen-Favre Convo (sort of)

October 26, 2008 By 2 Comments

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By Rikki Greenberg 

The NFL rumor mills are churning once again, and the man responsible for the latest hurricane of “Is it true?” news is the same from this past summer…
 
The Big Cheese. The Gunslinger from the East. Old Man River himself…Jets quarterback Brett Favre.
 
He’s the Britney of Sportscenter. The latest stinky cheese against Favre is the infamous chat between him and former Lions president and GM Matt Millen. According to FOXSports.com, sometime before the September 14th match up between Green Bay and Detroit, Favre and Millen exchanged in a lengthy conversation which consisted of Favre informing Millen and Lions coaches on the guts of the Green Bay offense that he used to run. Due to updated reports from every sports news outlet in the Chicagoland area, Favre confesses conversing with Millen about hunting and football, but not about confidential Packer information.
 
An hour-long conversation about football and hunting between two guys? Come on Brett! You can do better than that. You work for Jets head coach Eric Mangini now. He could of at least taught you how to lie more convincingly in order to cover up illegal (well in this case, the NFL considers talking to personnel of another team legal) behaviors with possible intention of strategically hurting an opposing team. It’s like Brett didn’t learn anything except how to stand like a receiver during a wildcat play and throw a record six touchdown passes against the Cardinals during Week 4 of the regular season.
 
I am not saying Favre did not discuss football and hunting with Millen. Nor am I saying Favre did not discuss how to beat the Packers (which proved to be totally useless anyway because the Lions lost 48-25). All anyone knows at this point is the conversation between Brett the Jet and Millen took place, but I’m going to go Jon Stewart on y’all and assume the conversation went something like this…
 
Brett Favre: Hey Matt! It’s Brett, How’s it going?
 
Matt Millen: (silence)
 
BF: From the Jets
 
MM: (intense pondering of who the freak is Brett from the Jets)
 
BF: The guy who came out of retirement a couple months ago
 

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MM: Oh man, are you serious?! I have GOT to get caller ID on this phone
 
BF: I was just calling to see if you got the Wranglers I sent you.
 
MM: Yes Brett, I did. Thanks for the additional stuffed Turkey too. Nice touch.
 
BF: Oh yeah, I forgot about that…
 
MM: So is there a reason why you’re calling because my team is sucking royally right now and I’m in the hole pretty deep. The Ford family told me today they can’t figure out what was looking worse: the motor company’s bottom line or my personnel moves
 
BF: Come on, man. Would I call if I didn’t have a reason?
 
MM: Yes, but I love just hearing your voice anyway.
 
BF: I wanted to tell you that I saw your schedule and it looks like you’re playing Green Bay next week. Really tough team. How about that offense?
 
MM: Well now that they got Rodgers, I’m pretty scared.
 
BF: Rodgers….
 
MM: Brett, you still there?
 
BF: (Suspicious silence)
 
MM: Hello…Brett?
 
BF: (Hear thumping of large object) Sorry! I’m here…I was just looking at my rifle. I was thinking about shooting it, but later thought I had done enough shooting…but then later I changed the mind and realized I had the itch to shoot it again.
 
MM: Speaking of rifles, you want to go hunting some time? Hunting is a favorite pastime of mine. Right up there with drafting overrated Wide Receivers that don’t pan out every April.
 
BF: Yea, sure…whatever. So the Green Bay Packers next week…Ya know I used to play for them back when I wasn’t in retirement for two days.
 
MM: Right, well I would really love to go hunting. The way my team is playing I might be out of a job soon. And I’m no longer the Ford Family’s pet, so I’ve got that going against me.
 
BF: Well, if you would just let me tell you about how to consistently defeat the Green Bay offense Millen, your job might still be yours, just don’t draft Michael Crabtree from Texas Tech next April, I’d hate to see his career end up in the graveyard.
 
MM: Whatever. Listen I gotta go. I think there’s another group of disgruntled Lions fans starting another “Millen Man March” My wife is cooking meatloaf tonight. Maybe that will appease the angry mob. Patricia, WHERE’S THE MEATLOAF?!?
 
BF: Millen…you there?
 
MM: (Silence)
 
BF: Damnit! Where’s Romo’s number…

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Eastern Conference Predictions

October 23, 2008 By 8 Comments

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By David K.

1. Cleveland- Mo Williams was their big off-season acquisition, which doesn’t win me over for picking the Cavs to take the East.  However, LeBron is still LeBron and there has to be a monster trade deadline move involving Wally Szczerbiak and Eric Snow’s expiring contract which add up to more than $20 million and should provide enough ammunition to acquire a big time player from a bad team looking to dump salary (a.k.a. Vince Carter.)   

2. Detroit- Every year I expect the Pistons to finally have a down year and every time I’m wrong.  Maybe if I pick them to be one of the big dogs in the East again, they will finally fall off…

3. Boston- The defending champs lost some of it’s depth from last season which puts them in a very vulnerable position if one of the Big 3 or Rajon Rando goes down with injury.  I wouldn’t be surprised if they win the East, but I’ll play the doubter role and say the hunger to win a title won’t drive this team like it did last year.

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4. Orlando- Dwight Howard is a beast.  If he didn’t have Shaq’s touch from the free throw line, he would be the best big man in the league.  This team still lacks the bench to be a real contender.

5. Philadelphia- The Elton Brand signing was the biggest impact acquisition this off-season.  Combining him with emerging star Andre Iguadola, an up-and-coming Thaddeus Young, and the always taken for granted Andre Miller thrusts the Sixers into the contending picture. 

6. Toronto- The Raptors rolled the dice by trading for Jermaine O’Neal, who if he stays healthy, could provide a wingman for Chris Bosh up-front.  The rest of the team didn’t get any better though which keeps them a notch below the top five.

7. Atlanta- The Hawks showed some signs of being a real NBA franchise when they made the playoffs and actually acted like they belonged by taking the Celtics to a seven-game series.  Management didn’t do anything to improve the roster from last year and actually lost Josh Childress to Greece, but another year of growing up together should only make this team better.

8. Miami- We saw a flashback to the 2006 Finals during the Summer Olympics when a healthy Dwyane Wade was nearly unstoppable.  He should single-handedly be able to land the Heat in the post-season even if Chris Quinn is their starting point guard.

9. Chicago- The Bulls failed to address their biggest off-season need, a scoring big man, and still have Ben Gordon who clearly doesn’t want to play for Chicago.  Top pick Derrick Rose can’t be good enough in his rookie season to get this team into the playoffs, right?

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10. Charlotte- Larry Brown will bring a new respectability to a young franchise that desperately needs to make a leap into a playoff contender.  Remember Adam Morrison?  He should be healthy this year.  Still not thinking that would be the boost putting the Bobcats into the East’s top eight though.

11. Indiana- Dumping injury-prone Jermaine O’Neal’s bloated salary was a step in the right direction towards re-structuring your franchise.

12. Washington- Gilbert Arenas and Brendan Haywood will miss a good chunk of the season due to injury while Antwan Jamison was already banged up in the pre-season.  As TSB.net’s Peter Christian told me, draft Caron Butler early in your fantasy leagues.

13. Milwaukee- Is it ever a good sales pitch when Luke Ridnour is one of the featured players on your TV advertisements trying to bring fans in and consume your product?  I do like the Richard Jefferson trade and Scott Skiles hire though.

14. New York- A much needed roster blow-up didn’t happen, but hey, at least Isaiah Thomas isn’t running the show anymore.

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15. New Jersey- In a three-month span, the Nets traded Jason Kidd and Richard Jefferson in an attempt to get younger and shed salary for a potential 2010 run at then-free agent LeBron James.  What I really don’t get is: on draft day, the Nets trade for second-year PF Yi Jianlian, then draft two more post players in Brook Lopez and Ryan Anderson when they already have young big men in Josh Boone and Sean Williams.  They followed that up by signing another power forward in Eduardo Najera.  It will be fun to watch the drama unfold when Vince Carter plays his way out of Jersey.
 

Western Conference Predictions

October 23, 2008 By 7 Comments

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By David K.

1. L.A. Lakers- Teaming a healthy Andrew Bynum with Pau Gasol up-front will make the Lake Show the clear cut favorite in the West.  The big question will be if Kobe can finally shake that whole “tasting how Shaq’s ass tastes” and win a title on his own. 

2. New Orleans- As the Game raps in his latest single, “My Life”… “I got a Chris Paul mindset; I’m never out of bounds.”  Enough said.

3. Utah- TSB.net founder Paul M. Banks’ man-crush, Deron Williams, will only get better this year.  Factor that in with Carlos Boozer and Mehmet Okur both being free agents after the season and therefore wanting to play their way to a big payday and it adds up to the Jazz likely running away with the Northwest Division.

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4. Houston- With the addition of Ron Artest, the Rockets are a true point guard away from being a very dangerous team.  Then again, Houston is one Artest uppercut of Yao Ming away from falling out of the playoff picture.  Pick your poison…

5. San Antonio- Manu and his bald spot will miss the start of the season which should affect the Spurs early on.  Much like the Pistons, I keep waiting for this team to finally take a step back, but Tim Duncan and Tony Parker keep carrying San Antonio. This fact always puts them in the championship picture once the post-season rolls around.

6. Portland- If Jerryd Bayless can develop into the point guard that the Blazers so badly need and Greg Oden is worthy of his #1 overall pick, the Blazers should quickly rise up the ranks of the Western Conference.  Adding Rudy Fernandez, who was impressive for Spain during the Olympics, will give Brandon Roy another weapon on the wing.

7. Phoenix- The combination of Mike D’Antoni’s exit to New York and an aging roster makes the Suns a team on the decline.

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8. Dallas- The Mavs continue to get older, but not better.  I’m guessing Mark Cuban immediately regrets his decision to trade for Jason Kidd last season.

9. Minnesota- I think the T-Wolves could be a sleeper out West.  The acquisition of Kevin Love should serve as a great compliment to Al Jefferson up-front.  Mike Miller gives Sota a deadly long-range shooter.  If Randy Foye can take the next step as an NBA point guard and Corey Brewer develops into a defensive stopper, this team could make some noise.

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10. Golden State- The Warriors signed G Monta Ellis to a six-year, $66 million deal this off-season.  Ellis then injures his ankle while driving a moped, but then lies to management claiming he was hurt during a pick-up game and gets suspended for the first 30 games of the season.  What great return they’ll get on their investment!  FYI, this team won 48 games last season and DIDN’T make the playoffs.

11. Denver- The Nuggets allowed the second most points in the NBA last season and then pretty much gave away their only good defensive player, Marcus Camby.  Hoping to fill his void are Nene and Kenyon Martin, who have combined to miss 68% of their games the last three years due to injury.  Don’t be surprised if A.I., who is a free agent after the season, ends up being traded midway through the season.

12. L.A. Clippers- The Clips lost Elton Brand via free agency, gave Baron Davis a HUGE contract this off-season, and signed Ricky Davis and Jason Williams.  Then they fired their GM, Elgin Baylor, a couple weeks before the season began.  You can’t feel good about the up-coming season if you’re a Clippers fan, all 17 of you out there. 

13. Sacramento- Now that Ron Artest is gone, how many players can you name on the Kings?  One?  Maybe two?  Exactly. That’s why they’re 13th on my list.

14. Memphis- How randomly multicultural is the Griz depth at center: Serbian Darko Milicic, Spaniard Marc Gasol, and Iranian Hamed Haddadi. Their post is a model UN club. I like the young trio of Rudy Gay, O.J. Mayo, and Mike Conley, but they still need a couple years to find that chemistry and brush up on their foreign languages before they can be legitimate playoff contenders.

15. Oklahoma City- The Thunder will not roll this season in their new home.  And for the record, that will be the only time you ever read a country music reference from me, unless it’s about my future wedding to Carrie Underwood.
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Fantasy Frustration!

October 23, 2008 By 26 Comments

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Soxman’s Fantasy Football Weekly
In what turned out to be a loss decided by Monday Night Football and Matt Cassel (who threw for 185 yards and three TDs), I came up short by just three lousy points and dropped to 4-3 on the season.
 

The difference was Cassel’s third TD, which was picked off but over-turned on a challenge.
 
What Went Wrong
 
Drew Brees (231 passing yards, no TDs and an interception) in my starting line-up over Matt Schuab (267 yards, 2 TDs) was a start.  But honestly, despite the tough match-up, who would ever bench Drew Brees with the season he’s having?
 
Nope, my biggest injustice this week was in my wide receiver slots.  Marques Colston and Roy Williams failed to catch ONE pass and both put up big fat zeroes in the scoring department.  How in the heck does that happen?
 
As Roddy White was on a bye week, Eddie Royal was my only other option.  Still, his 71 yards would have given me the four points I needed to win.
 
What Went Right
 
I improved to 5-2 in my league featuring individual defensive players. 
 
In my money league:
 
As Kellen Winslow was predicted to see limited downs, and Tony Scheffler was a 50/50 bet to play on Monday, I played conservative fantasy football and dropped Scheffler to sign Greg Olsen.  Scheffler didn’t play and Olsen caught 74 yards and a TD.
 
Clinton Portis (175 yards, TD)
Chris Johnson, my fantasy MUST START last week, (168 yards, TD)
Dominic Rhodes (73 rushing yards, 2 TD, 43 receiving yards)
 

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Hot Stove Advice Corner
 
Start these guys:
 
Clinton Portis- facing Detroit who gives up 167 rushing yards per game.
 
Chris Johnson makes my must-start list again.  He’s facing the Colts, who are allowing 153 rushing yards per game
 
Willis Mcgahee is facing Oakland and appears to be getting back to full strength.
 
Patriots Defense.  Yes that’s right Paul M. Banks.  They are taking on the Rams who have been hot, but I think they match up well.
 
That’s it for now.  Keep moving the chains and focusing on positive gains! 
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NBA Preseason Picks

October 23, 2008 By 6 Comments

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By the TSB STAFF 

PAUL M. BANKS

Eastern Conference Finals: Celtics over Magic

Western Conference Finals: Lakers over Jazz

NBA Finals: Lakers over Celtics

Finals MVP: Kobe

Regular Season MVP: Dwight Howard, Orlando

Rookie of the Year: Michael Beasley, Miami

Defensive Player of the Year: Dwight Howard, Orlando

Coach of the Year: Jerry Sloan, Utah

6th Man of the Year: James Posey, New Orleans (as much as I hate him)

Most Improved Player: Tyson Chandler, New Orleans (great job on letting this guy get away Pax!)

Best Off-season Acquisition: Elton Brand, Philly

Worst Off-season Acquisition: Yi Jianlian, New Jersey

Player to make “The Leap”: Mike Conley, Memphis

Player to take a major step back: Jermaine O’Neal, Toronto

First Coach Fired: Vinny Del Negro (Bulls will struggle to grab that last playoff spot)

First Superstar Traded: Ben Gordon, Chicago (using the term “superstar” VERY loosely)

Biggest Impact from 2nd Round Pick: None, they will all be Kwame Brown level busts (yes, I know Brown was a 1st rounder)

Biggest Rookie Bust: Eric Gordon (a.k.a. the Basketball Judas), L.A. Clippers. Betrayal of Illinois will curse him forever.

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DAVID K.

Eastern Conference Finals: Cavs over Celtics

Western Conference Finals: Lakers over Hornets

NBA Finals: Lakers over Cavs

Finals MVP: Kobe

Regular Season MVP: Chris Paul, New Orleans

Rookie of the Year: Michael Beasley, Miami

Defensive Player of the Year: Dwight Howard, Orlando

Coach of the Year: Nate McMillan, Portland

6th Man of the Year: Rodney Stuckey, Detroit

Most Improved Player: Mike Conley, Memphis

Best Off-season Acquisition: Elton Brand, Philadelphia

Worst Off-season Acquisition: Jermaine O’Neal, Toronto

Player to make “The Leap”: Al Horford, Atlanta

Player to take a major step back: Manu Ginobli, San Antonio

First Coach Fired: George Karl, Denver

First Superstar Traded: Vince Carter, New Jersey

Biggest Impact from 2nd Round Pick: Mario Chalmers, Miami

Biggest Rookie Bust: Eric Gordon (a.k.a. the Basketball Judas), L.A. Clippers

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ANDY  WEISE
Eastern Conference Finals: 76ers over Celtics

Western Conference Finals: Lakers over Rockets

NBA Finals: Lakers over 76ers

Finals MVP: Kobe Bryant

Regular Season MVP: LeBron James, Cavs

Rookie of the Year: Michael Beasley, Miami

Defensive Player of the Year: Chris Paul, New Orleans

Coach of the Year: Rick Adelman – Houston

6th Man of the Year: James Posey, New Orleans

Most Improved Player: Mike Conley, Memphis

Best Off-season Acquisition: Elton Brand, Philadelphia

Worst Off-season Acquisition: Corey Maggette, Golden State

Player to make “The Leap”: Marvin Williams, Atlanta

Player to take a major step back: Josh Howard, Dallas

First Coach Fired: Sam Mitchell, Toronto

First Superstar Traded: Allen Iverson, Denver

Biggest Impact from 2nd Round Pick: Chris Douglas-Roberts, New Jersey

Biggest Rookie Bust: I wish I could pick DeAndre Jordan but he already fell so far. So I will go with his teammate, Eric Gordon.

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Brandon “Scoop B” Robinson

Eastern Conference Finals: Cavs over Celtics

Western Conference Finals: Hornets over Lakers

NBA Finals: Cavs over Hornets

Finals MVP: LeBron James

Regular Season MVP: Chris Paul, New Orleans

Rookie of the Year: Greg Oden, Portland

Defensive Player of the Year: Tyson Chandler, New Orleans

Coach of the Year: Jerry Sloan, Utah

6th Man of the Year: Eddie House, Boston

Most Improved Player: Danny Granger, Indiana

Best Off-season Acquisition: Elton Brand, Philadelphia

Worst Off-season Acquisition: Yi Jianlian, New Jersey

Player to make “The Leap”: Al Thornton, Los Angeles Clippers

Player to take a major step back: Manu Ginobli, San Antonio

First Coach Fired: Mike Woodson, Atlanta

First Superstar Traded: Ben Gordon, Chicago

Biggest Impact from 2nd Round Pick: Mario Chalmers, Miami

Biggest Rookie Bust: Russell Westbrook, Oklahoma City

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World Series Exchange

October 22, 2008 By 42 Comments

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By Soxman and Paul M. Banks
 
It is the end of October and the fall classic is about to begin.  You can hear crickets at U.S. Cellular Field and Wrigley Field, but there is lots of buzz at the sportsbank.net headquarters and the Sox Cave, where two of baseball’s best minds discuss the 2008 World Series.  Yes, sports fans even with the Boston Red Sox eliminated, Paul M. Banks can still talk some baseball.  Will it be hell or cow bell for him?  Let’s get down to it.


 
 
(SM) Well Game 1 is upon us and to be completely honest, I cannot be more excited about this year’s World Series as two underdogs truly have earned their place at the table.  The Phillies are searching for their second World title in their team’s long history of more than a century, while Rays are searching for the first in their short term history which is barely over a decade. The Phillies were predicted to finish no better than third by most experts while the Rays were picked to finish last in the power-packed AL East.  The Rays have the second lowest team payroll in MLB at $43 Million (compared to A-Rod alone making $33 million) while the Phillies are middle of the pack at $98 million.  The heck with a “Manny Chronicles” World Series or what the ratings are going to be!  How can ANY fan of baseball not be excited about this series?  Your thoughts?

(PMB) I heard my NBC cohort Darryl Hawks slam this series as boring and claim no one will watch it. I couldn’t disagree more! Yes, these are two franchises with pathetic histories, but that’s what makes it all the more intriguing for me. These teams are the anti-Yankees, who everybody hates! So most people should be all for this. And we all know that East Coast teams draw good ratings, so what’s not to love about this best-of-seven starting tonight?
 
 
 
 
(SM)  Another thing that really sits well with me is that much of the key talent on these clubs are home-grown.  Hamels, Howard, Utley, Rollins, Burrell, Victorino with the Phillies and Longoria, Upton, Crawford, Shields, Price, and Sonnanstine for the Rays.  With the pitching staff the Rays have, and the young core anchored by Longoria (.272, 27 HR, 85 RBI in 478 AB), the Rays especially have the players to be a great team for years to come.  Your thoughts?    
 
  (PMB) Both teams are also not driven by just one or two marquee players, and instead employ a true team concept. The reason both squads are here now is because there was truly no sure out up and down each of their respective line-ups in crunch time. Of course, the most dominant pitcher of the postseason for the Rays has been Matt Garza, who was once the 25th overall draft choice of the Minnesota Twins. Good to have him out of our division, I’m sure you’ll agree! It’s too bad we can’t see former Sox Aaron Rowand face James Shields in this series. As Shields owes his training habits, and therefore much of his success, to Rowand.  
 
 
(SM) There is a lot to love about these teams.  First, the Rays have a power arm rotation, a National League-like grinder offense, and arguably one of the quickest outfields in the game.   They have great defense at all positions, and I believe the fastest outfield in the game. Yet, the power house capability of the line-up really turned on in the play-offs, made most evident by 2008 Rookie of the Year Evan Longoria, who hit two home runs against the White Sox in the division series and four more against the Red Sox in the ALCS.  Plus, center fielder B.J. Upton, who hit only nine dingers in the regular season then a RUTHIAN  seven in the play-offs.  This put both players in the record books for post-season homers and we still have the World Series to play.  Your thoughts on the Rays?
 
 
  (PMB) First the Rays eliminated our Sox, than they eliminated my third or fourth favorite team in the Boston Red Sox, so I certainly agree that they have lightning in a bottle right now. And I agree that they do have the fleetest of foot outfield in the game. My player to watch is infielder Willy Aybar, the man with the best walk-up music (well tied because Nick Johnson of the Washngton Nationals uses it as well) and my karaoke song on Thursday nights in SICA, Flo-rida. Appropriate for a Florida team. He’s hitting .367 with seven runs driven in this postseason and the chances of opposing pitchers getting him out is “low low low low low low low low low.” Also, David Price possibly reprising the closer role ina an effective manner is key to this series. I doubt original closer Troy Percival will be 100%, if he does pitch in crucial situations at all.

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(SM)  The Phillies have three MVP candidates in Jimmy Rollins (.277, 11 HR, 59 RBI, 48 SB), Home Run King Ryan Howard (.251, 48 HR, 146 RBI) and Chase Utley (.292, 33 HR, 104 RBI, 14 SB).  Brad Lidge, who struggled with his control in Houston, hasn’t blown ONE save as a Philly to re-emerge as the best closer in baseball.
  
  
  (PMB)   Ryan Howard is an intentional walks machine like Barry Bonds. Excpet the ingredients that went into making him are more cheese-steaks and Subway sandwiches in place of Winstrol and HGH.  There’s a reason for all the free passes, HE’S REALLY GOOD AT BASEBALL! Sure, seam-heads like us and people in Pennsylvania know who he is, but I still don’t think he gets the credit that he’s due. He likely will after this Series. I think if the Rays get to Jamie Moyer, who’s older than John McCain, and shut down Shane Victorino, then their chances of winning the Series is very good.
 

(SM) What intrigues me most about this series is the match-up:
 
The Rays were 21st in MLB with a .260 team BA while the Phillies were 23rd at .255
 
The Phillies were second only to the Chicago White Sox in team HRs at 214, while the Rays were 10th at 180.
 
Both teams are also very quick.  The Rays led MLB with 142 SB, while he Phillies were 4th with 136 SB.
 
They are also very evenly matched in pitching.  The Rays had a 3.82 team ERA  while the Phillies had a 3.88 team ERA. 
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Ok now let’s briefly hit keys to the series.  Here are mine.
 
There will be a lot of focus on Hamels and Kazmir.  Whoever establishes themselves first will likely set the pace for the series and their team.
 
Both teams have to produce with runners in scoring position.  If there is any weak link that both teams share, it is in this area.  The Phillies are average at hitting .263 (15th in MLB), while the Rays are awful hitting .246 (3rd worst in MLB)
 
The Phillies also hit better than the Rays in domed stadiums (.285 vs. .270) but both team batting averages are good for third and 4th in MLB.
 
That said, the Phillies pitching staff has struggled indoors producing a 4.88 team ERA in 2008, compared to the Rays 3.35 team ERA, 4th best in MLB.  What do you think?
 
 
(PMB) I think this exchange is getting really long, and I have to get ready to catch a flight to New York City for business in a couple hours, so I’ll rest on your laurels here. You’ve said all the critical stats that fans need to know. Well done.
(SM) My key player to watch on the Phillies is Brad Lidge.  In my opinion he was the best closer in baseball this year posting a 1.95 ERA, 41 saves, and 92 Ks in 61 IP.   Can he put the demons of the 2005 World Series behind him, where he completely melted down?  Will the ghost of Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams haunt him?  Who is your player to watch on the Rays?
 
  (PMB) I’ll answer your question about the ghost currently haunting the Phillies this Halloween season below. As for the Rays, keep on eye on how Scott Kazmir comes out early and sets the tone, or not. We all remember how the Sox put him in a compromising position early, but they didn’t finish the deal. If he gets into the Phillies heads early and intimidates them with his heater, that would be huge for Tampa.

He MUST own the corners of the plate against this lineup and be consistent with his location to keep the Philly sluggers in check. Also keep on eye on Cliff Floyd, my SICA homeboy from Thornwood, who will be looking to shine on the brightest stage. I predict he will be an unsung hero.
 
 
(SM) Final thought and its quick.  Who wins the series?
 
My guess is that the Rays complete their improbable run and win the series in six games.
 
  (PMB) I say Phillies in six. I think the Rays are running on fumes right now and their hot streak will have to end sometime. Of course, this is just the beginning for them, as they have one of the best farm systems in all of baseball. Plenty of high draft picks have not reached the parent club yet, and when they do I think we will see them as a regular fixture in October. For the Phillies, they will finally break the curse of Billy Penn. Wikipedia defines this curse as

The Curse of William Penn is an alleged curse, sometimes used to explain the failure of professional sports teams based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to win championships since the March 1987 construction of the One Liberty Place skyscraper, which exceeded the height of William Penn’s statue atop Philadelphia City Hall. Since then, no Philadelphia major sports team (baseball, football, basketball, or hockey) has won a league championship. The last professional team to win a championship in the four major sports was the Philadelphia 76ers in the 1983 NBA Finals, when they swept the Los Angeles Lakers in four games. This curse has gained such prominence in Philadelphia that a documentary film by the same name, The Curse of William Penn, has been produced about it.

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Placekicker Lollapalooza

October 21, 2008 By 3 Comments

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By Rikki Greenberg

It was all about the field goals during the Jets 16-13 loss to The Oakland Raiders (2-4) at the Oakland Coliseum in Week 7 of the NFL regular season. Jets (3-3) kicker Jay Feely and Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski were responsible for 12 of the 20 points scored during the game. The critical point for Feely came with 26 seconds left in the fourth quarter when he missed a 52-yard field goal attempt. Raiders coach Tom Cable called a time out before the kick took place and Feely got another chance at Green and White Glory. Feely goes for it again and hits a successful 52-yard field goal attempt that tied the score 13-13 and sent the Jets into overtime.

Due to the lack of productivity by the Jets offense in overtime, Raiders coach Tom the Cable Guy and his team of technicians extended the Jets-Raiders programming to a 57-yard field goal attempt resting solely on the shoulders of Janikowski. If Janikowski makes it, the Raiders get their first win at home and dignity is restored to the team. If he doesn’t make it, then Tom the Cable Guy will be available on Sundays between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. to fix your cable.
No worries Coach because Janikowski’s field goal is good! Get out your record books and bust open the White Zinfandel because Janikowski’s 57-yard field goal was the longest ever overtime game-winning kick in NFL history.

Luckily, Janikowski’s field goal attempt wasn’t the only highlight of the game.
In the spirit of celebrating kickers, let’s also shine the spotlight on the punter and other fellow special teamers as well. In a sweet set up by the Raiders punting squad, the Black and Silver faked the punt and linebacker John Alston ran away with the ball for a new set of downs.

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Did you pay attention to the Raiders punter Shane Lechler? He didn’t do anything except a beautiful high-kick into the air. You can’t teach that amount of beauty in a kick. You just can’t. (Note the sarcasm) On the offensive side of the ball for Mangenius and the gang, the Big Cheese (21 of 38 for 197 with 2 INT) got to play wide receiver during a wildcat play with 10:00 to go in the fourth quarter.  Former collegiate quarterback and current wide receiver Brad Smith took his place in the pocket and got a first down for the Jets. Smith ran for a 36-yard gain on the next play, which led to an 11-yard up the middle run by Jets running back Leon Washington for a touchdown towards the middle of the fourth quarter. 

Running back Thomas Jones didn’t have too shabby of a day either. In fact, he had one of his best days of the season with 159 rushing yards to lead the Jet’s offense.
Regardless of their being unable to stop Jones and the Jets running game, the Raiders defense excelled in interrupting the passing game. Raiders strong safety Gibril Wilson was responsible for one of the two Old Man River interceptions.  The Raiders front four defense did a good job pressuring Favre, causing his productivity and accuracy to decrease dramatically. Standout Raiders defensive end Trevor Scott came away with his first two quarterback sacks of the season.

Despite a shaky performance last Sunday against the Saints, the Raiders offense showed some life during Week 7 against the Jets.  Raiders mammoth-of-a-quarterback JaMarcus Russell (17 of 30 for 203 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT) showed sparks of his former LSU days when he rolled left on a play and connected with Raiders wide receiver Javon Walker for a touchdown.  Even though the Raiders offense managed to score only one touchdown throughout the game, they did do an excellent job of gaining good field position for the next set of plays.

Raiders running back Darren McFadden secured a first down for the Raiders with a gain of 16 in the third quarter to set up the touchdown pass to Walker. Raiders second-season tight end Zach Miller connected with Russell in overtime on a 28-yard gain to set up the game winning field goal for Janikowski. The next match up for the Jets will be against the Kansas City Chiefs (1-5) at the Meadowlands and the Oakland Raiders will face the Baltimore Ravens (3-3) in M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore.

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NBA Season Preview

October 21, 2008 By 1 Comment

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By Peter Christian

In the first of numerous articles leading up to the NBA season tip-off on the 28th, Pete goes in-depth on his preseason picks.

Eastern Conference Finals: Sixers over Cavs – The Sixers will be the surprise team in the East and will have possibly the toughest road to travel as the four seed and having to beat the five seed (Pistons) the one seed (Celtics) and the Cavs (two seed)

Western Conference Finals: Lakers over Hornets – The rivalry begins. In Kobe’s last bunch of great seasons against CP3’s first bunch, these two teams should get used to each other in May.

NBA Finals: Lakers over Sixers – Much like the same match-up in 2001, the Sixers might steal an early game, but the Lakers win their 14th NBA Championship in the franchise’s history.

Finals MVP: I foresee a scenario where it should be Lamar Odom but it will be given to Kobe because he’s Kobe. How many times did Jordan win a title and not win the Finals MVP? 0

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Regular Season MVP: Unfortunately we have gotten into a cycle where players are rewarded the MVP award for getting robbed in years past, Baron Davis will have an MVP like F-U Season but the award will go to Chris Paul, New Orleans

Rookie of the Year: Greg Oden, Portland – Yes, he is still a rookie and if he would have been in the 2008 draft the Bulls would have had an orgasm in getting him instead of Rose or Beasley.

Defensive Player of the Year: Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers – People forget that Kobe can play shut down defense and will do so when he is happy with his team. Since his team is head and shoulders above the rest of the league, he will take on the challenge to shut down the opponent’s best perimeter scorer every night.

Coach of the Year: Maurice Cheeks, Philadephia – Mo’s team was already considered a rising unit before they signed Elton Brand. He will take them from a 40 win team to a team that will challenge the Celtics for the Atlantic division title.

6th Man of the Year: Shane Battier, Houston – Coming off the bench will be something new for Battier behind Artest, but like Manu Ginobili, he will get plenty of PT and plenty of good stats.

Most Improved Player: Al Thornton, LA Clippers – Thanks to the help of B-D, Thornton will expand his successful rookie season into an even better sophomore campaign.

Best Off-season Acquisition: Baron Davis, LA Clippers – While this acquisition would have been given much more praise had Elton Brand not given the Clippers the finger and snuck off to Philly, but Baron is going to play like a man possessed. He is going to go out and prove that it didn’t matter if Brand is there or not.

Worst Off-season Acquisition: Jermaine O’Neal, Toronto – While it was imperative that O’Neal get out of Indiana, it makes absolutely no sense that the Raptors take him on.
His fit with the team is almost as questionable as his ability to stay on the floor.

Player to make “The Leap”: Rodney Stuckey, Detroit – Many analysts think that Chauncey Billups is the most important piece in the Pistons success, but Stuckey has shown the ability to lead the offense in Billups absence. He will be a household name by next April.

Player to take a major step back: Ray Allen, Boston – While he stepped up huge in the NBA Finals, his game isn’t anywhere near where it once was. As long as he is on a winning team he is going to make sure he keeps something in the tank for the play-offs which means his regular season contributions are going to be tapered even farther.

First Coach Fired: George Karl, Denver – This has to be an even money bet. The only real question is whether or not Karl will be on the bench when the Nuggets become the first team to fight each other in the middle of the game.

First Superstar Traded: Vince Carter, New Jersey – Within 20 games it will be clear that Vince is mailing it in. Look for Nets GM Rod Thorn to give up Vince for a young player, a draft pick, and a rack full of used basketballs.

Biggest Impact from 2nd Round Pick: Bill Walker, Boston – With Ray Allen settling into the role of spot shooter in limited minutes, Walker will definitely be the player to step up.
Biggest Rookie Bust: OJ Mayo, Memphis – I thank the Basketball Gods as we near the 2008-09 season that OJ will not be destroying my hope in Minnesota basketball for the next three seasons.

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Sox Exchange Bailout Plan Part II

October 21, 2008 By 45 Comments

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By Soxman and Paul M. Banks

(PMB) I’m well aware that converting from a slow home-run hitting team to a quick, manufacturing-every-run-you-can-get type of team won’t happen in just one off-season. It’s not realistic.

(SM) Well, if Thome isn’t the one traded, the Sox need to work with him in the off-season to teach him how to bunt, plain and simple.  If they are going to put the shift on for him, he only needs to successfully bunt 2-3 times and the field will open up to him again.  Why he NEVER did that in 2008 is beyond me!  Especially in situations where we needed base runners.

(PMB) What can happen though is a change over to a team similar to another winning Orioles team, the one that knocked us out in 1983. They were lead by Earl Weaver, the fiery manager who’s inspired a whole new breed of hot-headed and hard line baseball leaders. Both of the Chicago skippers Lou Piniella and Ozzie Guillen embody this. During this rise to prominence, Weaver Ball became trendy. It was defined by the Oriole trifecta of “Pitching, Defense, and the Three-Run Home Run.” So let’s work on getting all three. The pitching doesn’t have far to go. The defense needs some work, but isn’t terrible. The home run ball? Way too many of those were solo this past season. So let’s talk turkey on setting the table. We all know OC is out of here and Jerry Owens (who I’m short-selling) is on his last chance to prove himself a bonafide major leaguer, so who hits leadoff? What do you do in the #2 hole?

(SM) I cannot see the Sox NOT doing something to address their speed needs.  So for the record, I believe you will see a new leadoff hitter in 2009.  IF no trades or signings are made, the best leadoff candidate would again be Nick Swisher, with perhaps Chris Getz batting second.  This would also be a 3rd or 4th place line-up in the AL Central.  Yuck.

CF- Swisher
2B- Getz
LF- Quentin
DH- Thome
RF-Dye
1B- Konerko
SS- Ramirez
C- AJ

3B- Fields

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(PMB) I think Kenny needs to adopt the Iceman from “Top Gun” slogan “I feel the need for speed”…Lord knows Sox fans do! How about Dwayne Wise, we know Ozzie loves him and you got to be Bullish on the market for his clutch hitting that he displayed at times during 2008. Also, are you buying or selling “the little sparkplug” Chris Getz? He has some wheels.

(SM) I think Wise will be back.  He will come at a cheap cost and represents a left-handed bat with some pop, speed and a decent 5th outfielder.  Chris Getz would make a great utility infielder to start, but I’d give him a shot at winning the second base job if the Sox fail to make any other moves.  There is so much that could happen depending on what Williams does.  My plan was along the lines of the “ultimate” best case, but still within the boundaries of reality.

There have also been rumors that Williams intends on throwing himself into the Brian Roberts sweepstakes.  I just don’t see that happening unless the Orioles were willing to take a Thome or a Konerko in return, who would likely veto a trade there.  If they did do pull it off, Fields would get first crack at 3B.  However, the Sox have only two prospects in their farm system garnering any buzz, and they cannot begin to rebuild for the future if they trade either of them away.  It is also why I do not think Juan Pierre is a good fit from a trade perspective.  He’s not worth $9.6 million per season or the prospects that would likely be required.  That money could be better spent elsewhere.

I also think Nick Punto is the better choice as the utility infielder as he is quicker and has a better on-base percentage.  Juan Uribe might come cheaper however and is loved by his fellow teammates.

(PMB) Next week we will discuss fixing the “bear market aspects” of the pitching staff.

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Sox Exchange Bailout Plan Part I

October 21, 2008 By 43 Comments

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By Soxman and Paul M. Banks

(PMB) The 2008 exceeded the projections of most speculators by winning the 2008 AL Central Division. However, like the stock market itself, they had a very down October. This team has many assets, but there a few liabilities. Which Sox would you keep in your portfolio to increase your ROFI? (Return on Fan investment) Who would you buy, sell and trade if you were Kenny Williams? The Secretary of the Baseball Diamond department and Chairman of the Southside Reserve are here to talk possible transactions and prospectus for 2009…

(PMB) Soxman, I see that Mark Gonzalez of the Chicago Tribune seems to agree with a lot of the ideas that you posted in your blog, about trading for Chone Figgins and adding Rafael Furcal. Tell us how you would do it and what your new lineup would be.

(SM) My thoughts for 2009 build from a quote Ozzie made to Kenny Williams after the 2004 season:

“I can’t win with a bunch of plow horses.  I need some stallions.”

We need to add some speed and defense plain and simple.

While I expect Kenny Williams to be active in the trade market, making trades will not be easy.

Paul Konerko, Jim Thome, and Javier Vazquez have no-trade clauses.  Konerko is the only player with the power to veto any trade, while Thome and Vasquez have limited veto power.

Jermaine Dye is a very marketable player but also the most talented and fastest runner in the middle of the Sox line-up of the “slow sluggers.”  While I think he would be the most coveted player, I’m planning as if we keep him.

Nick Swisher has quickly become a fan favorite and is likely to stay as his trade value would likely not wield the bounty we gave up for him in the 2007 off-season.  I’m also hopeful he can improve his on-base percentage.

Orlando Cabrera is gone without a doubt and there is no-way Ken Griffey Jr’s option will be picked up as it is for an estimated $16 million.

The likelihood of Scott Boras accepting an incentive-laden one-year deal for Joe Crede is also slim so we may have seen the last of old #24 as well.

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The free agent market has several options that could fill holes that will open up the middle:

Rafael Furcal is an unrestricted free agent and stole an average of 36 bases per year between 2000-2007.  He was hurt most of this season, and fizzled a little in the play-offs.  The Dodgers might try to re-sign him.

Nick Punto (versatile and fits the grinder mold), stole 69 bases in limited play from 2005-2008.

Willy Taveras stole 68 bases in 2008, but his OBP is horrible at .308.  He would make a great number nine hitter without the pressures of batting leadoff, like Carlos Gomez was on the Twins.  It could mean more walks for Swisher, as they will pitch around him to get to Taveras.

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The trade market offers a couple of options as well:

Chone Figgins could be used to get Konerko or Thome if the Angels can’t re-sign Mark Teixeira.  The Angels openly coveted Konerko after the 2005 season.  For planning purposes, we’ll say Konerko gets moved, although I think Kenny might try to avoid trading the team captain.

There is also a possibility the Sox could trade for Juan Pierre, who wants out of LA.  In just 375 Abs last season he stole 40 bases.  While I think he is expensive ($28.5 million owed for three years) and the Sox could do better, Ozzie loves him from his days with the Marlins.  Taveras is likely to be the cheaper option.

If healthy, Furcal and Alexei would make an awesome combination up the middle with Punto serving as an excellent utility reserve (although I have a feeling they may bring Juan Uribe back instead).

I’ve read reports that the Sox will already have a high payroll next season, but I believe these signings could happen and it would bring GREAT balance of speed and defense to the Sox line-up.  By trading Konerko or Thome, and letting go Crede and Cabrera, you open up about $24-26 million off your payroll.

With these moves, look at your 2009 Chicago White Sox everyday line-up:

S-Chone Figgins- 3B (.356 career OBP, 34 SB in 2008)
S-Rafael Furcal- SS (.352 career OBP, at least 20 SB each year since 2001)
R-Carlos Quentin- LF (.394 OBP, 36 HR, 100 RBI, in 2008)
L- Jim Thome-DH (.406 career OPB, 34 HR in 2008)
R-Jermaine Dye-RF (34 HR, 96 RBI in 2008)
R-Alexei Ramirez-2B (.290, 20 HR, 77 RBI, 13 SB in 2008)
L- AJ Pierzynski-C (.281, 13 HR, 60 RBI)
S-Nick Swisher-1B (.354 career OBP, 24 HR in 2008)
R-Taveras/Pierre- CF (Taveras stole 68 bases in 2008)

Your bench would consist of Brian Anderson, Nick Punto (speedy utility infielder), Toby Hall, Wise/Owens, and Fields/Getz.

Ozzie loves Wise, who could be back as a 5th outfielder.  Several players could also play multiple positions adding versatility.

For all of the Ken Griffey Jr. fans out there, one of the spots could be offered to him as a part-time, pinch hitter, but I do not believe it would strengthen the team or that Griffey would accept it.  Fields could easily play the 1B/3B utility role and earn more playing time like Brian Anderson did.  He is one season removed from clubbing 23 dingers.

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Like Kenny Williams, I’m closing deals on my phone. With one of my four green Sox hats on. Pictured with me is my friend, Time.com’s Ann Binlot.

(PMB) That’s quite a lineup you’ve put together. It makes me feel very optimistic. I am also in awe oh how in-depth you went. GREAT JOB! This team needs to study up on their grinder rules again. They’re investing in a market while forgetting what they learned in Business school. The slogan “The Oriole Way” sounds like kind of a joke right now as the team is finished its 11th straight losing season. Peter Angelos, with Bill Wirtz’s death, now widely regarded to be THE worst owner in all of sports, is currently running this franchise into the ground.

However, the team had some glory days. From 1966 to 1983, the Orioles won three World Series (1966, 1970, and 1983), six American League pennants (1966, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1979, 1983), and five of the first six American League Eastern Division titles. They played baseball the Oriole Way, an organizational ethic best described by longtime farm hand and coach Cal Ripken, Sr.’s phrase “perfect practice makes perfect!”

The Oriole Way was a belief that hard work, professionalism, and a strong understanding of fundamentals were the keys to success at the major league level. It was based on the belief that if every coach, at every level, taught the game the same way, the organization could produce “replacement parts” that could be substituted seamlessly into the big league club with little or no adjustment.

This is why the Orioles became the envy of the league and winningest team during this period. This philosophy sounds a lot like what the White Sox sold to the public in 2005 under the phrase “Grinderball” Some referred to the Grinder Rules as “Ozzie Ball.” Of course, this sounds much more like the Minnesota Twins organization has done lately and what the Tampa Bay Rays are starting to do.

(SM) Hopefully, the Sox will learn this lesson as well.  However, if they want to win now, while developing talent, this is the best way I see to do it.  The three new pieces you add to the line-up can execute and have made a career out of it.  Taveras is a little more risk/reward type player, but we must remember the Sox almost acquired him in 2006 in a Jon Garland trade.  The double play log-jam in the middle is also broken up significantly.
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The Orange Crush Awards

October 20, 2008 By 3 Comments

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By Rikki Greenberg 
The Chicago Bears (4-3) rocked the oranged-out crowd at Soldier Field yesterday as they came up victoriously 48-41 against the Minnesota Vikings. 

The Vikings (3-4) were quick out of the gate with running back Adrian Peterson scoring a touchdown from the 1 yard line at the beginning of the first quarter. The Bears quickly answered back with a no-huddle offense and a beautiful pump-fake pass from quarterback Kyle Orton (Captain Neck beard) to tight end Greg Olsen to make the game 7-7. What followed next could only be described as the most beautiful play so far in the game. Vikings punter Chris Kluwe dropped the snap, tried to recover it by kicking the ball and it ended up in the hands of Bears special teams back Garrett Wolfe who took it into the end zone for a touchdown.  Another highlight included a mishandled punt by Vikings cornerback Charles Gordon that landed in the hands of rookie cornerback Zach Bowman for a touchdown in the end zone. 

The game consisted of many thrilling plays by the young secondary, the offense and the special teams, which is why I created the first annual Orange Crush Awards. The Orange Crush Awards not only honor the win against the Vikings, but the playmakers that made it happen. Drum roll please.

Quarterback with the Most Juice Award
Chicago Bears quarterback Kyle Orton

Orton completed 21 of 32 for 283 yards and two touchdowns. He shot off footballs like a cannon and hit his intended targets like nobody’s business. Sacks were unavoidable during this game, but Orton continues to improve as each week goes by and finally looks like an NFL quarterback instead of a risky second option behind former starting quarterback Rex Grossman. 

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Breakthrough Performance Award
Second-Year Safety Kevin Payne

 Payne was a hitting machine, plowing over the competition with eight solo tackles and one assisted tackle.  Payne also had an interception when he picked off a pass from Vikings quarterback Gus Frerotte   (25-for-40 for 298 yards, 2 TDs, 4 INTs). This marked the third INT of the season for Payne.

Standout performance by a Rookie Award
Rookie Cornerback Zackary Bowman

Lovie and his crew finally managed to make a good call by bringing Bowman up from the practice squad and adding him to the active roster this past Tuesday.  In Bowman’s NFL debut, he scored a touchdown and intercepted a pass thrown off the back foot of Frerotte to seal the victory.
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Thank you for showing up Award
Defensive Tackle Tommie Harris

With no tackle in sight since the start of the 2008 season, times were looking tough for the 295-pound three-time Pro Bowler from Oklahoma. It wasn’t until a minute left in the fourth quarter when Harris finally sacked Frerotte during Week 7 against the Vikings for his first sack of the season. Congrats Harris for giving Bears fans hope that the Harris from last year is still in you.

Most impressive dance after a touchdown Award
Wide receiver Marty Booker

Booker showed he still has the moves after speeding down the fresh green grass to the end zone for a 51 yard touchdown pass. Booker (3 receptions for 79 yards) showcased an impressive grapevine jig that thoroughly entertained the exhilarated audience. Not too shabby for a guy in his 10th season in the NFL.

Glad Rashied Davis was there Award

Orton throws a lightning rod of a pass to wide receiver Desmond Clark, who made his way to the end zone without a Viking defender pulling him down. As Clark made his way towards the end zone, the ball escapes from his hands and he fumbles at the Minnesota 1-yard line. This could have been a devastating play for the Bears and a wonderful opportunity for the Vikings to gain the lead in the third quarter. Thank goodness wide receiver Rashied Davis was there to recover the ball and score a touchdown to make it a 34-24 game.
 

Best phrases by Play-by-Play Commentators Award

The play-by play commentators during the game against the Vikings were on fire with clever catch-phrases and one-of-a-kind comparisons. These are my top 5 phrases of the game.

1)      The crowd is all juiced up
2)      The football had some smoke on it
3)      Orton has a cannon and throws lasers
4)      Gives the ball heat
5)      Orton’s throw has a feathery touch that drops it down the chimney

Of course, Rikki knows the best analogy of all came to her via text message. During the game she texted me asking me what I felt about what was transpiring. I said “you know I love this air attack on offense. I like my football the same way I like my women: lots of passes, forward and aggressive ones.” Za-Zing! 

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Bears Mid-term Offense Grade B+

October 19, 2008 By 7 Comments

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By Paul M. Banks

As our beloved monsters of the Midway head into the bye week with seven games down and nine to go, they are a very pleasant surprise. Chicago is in first place in the NFC North and the presumptive favorite to stay there after edging past their biggest division rivals, the Minnesota Vikings by a wildly unexpected 48-41 score today at Solder Field.
Starting Quarterback Kyle “Captain Neckbeard” Orton explained what today’s big win means to the team. “4-3 now, 2-0 in the division. It was a critical game at a critical point in the season for us heading into the bye. But first place in the NFC North and we’ve got a week and a half now to get better throughout the bye week,” Orton said.

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The fourth year signal caller from Purdue has truly gotten better each week and developed into a solid NFL starting QB, guiding the Bears to the third highest scoring offense in the league and 28 points per game, and that average was computed before today’s nearly 50 point outburst. I must admit was a big cynic of this group back in the preseason, even more so after first round draft choice #14 overall Chris Williams went down. Who could have predicted that Josh Beekman and John St. Clair would fill in so well on an especially depleted left side of the line?

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One thing I was right about was that Lovie should (and would) go with Orton as the starter and that his play would make us all forget about Train Rex Grossman. Kyle has made Bears games exceedingly fun to watch this season, ramping up the passing game as the air above the Lakefront on Sundays is now seeing the most action it’s seen since Meigs Field was still in existence. Orton had thrown for 280+ yards (and no interceptions) in his last three games.  He gave a very descriptive quote today about if he though the team’s prolific offensive production was surprising.

“I don’t think a whole lot of people were expecting it to this extent at the start of the season. But we’ve got a bunch of guys out there who really make plays. We’ve got two tight ends that really play well for us. Matt Forte, obviously, makes play after play, and the receivers are doing a great job when they get the ball in their hands. Marty Booker turned on the jets and had a huge touchdown for us this game. It seems like everybody is stepping up when their number is called.”

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